I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

(via sleepwalkerindreamersclothing)

" Why do police have quotas? If a doctor went around intentionally sneezing on people to get more patients, that would be seen as a travesty to their profession. But police, can sit around and wait for someone to turn on a red light or commit other mundane ‘offenses’ because they have quotas to meet. Quotas are all the proof we need that policing is not a public service vocation; it’s a business and a subsidiary of Wall Street. "
" I stopped looking for the light. Decided to become it instead. "


"What do you plan to do with your future?"


(via dutchster)


*watches Netflix

*looks at clock


*watches Netflix

(via orgasm)


"actually, that was due today”


(via totally-relatable)