"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost

idealismrockx:

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost

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hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

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" I like people with depth, I like people with emotion, I like people with a strong mind, an interesting mind, a twisted mind, and also people that can make me smile. "

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

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